Last year I was at my wife’s family party. Everyone kept saying that my wife’s grandmother (Granny) had a “special” gift for me. I saw the package (Victoria Secret’s box) but I didn’t think anything about the packaging because she is notorious for finding random boxes and putting presents in. Everyone kept passing gifts and kept looking at me and saying “Granny has a special gift for you.” Finally when it came my turn to open, I opened the box, and I got this: http://piniglarism.com/uw%20(Large).jpg Needless to say my face became very red. Granny’s face became quite red too because she didn’t give them. My wife’s Uncle Mike thought it would be funny to make sure they ended up with me. —Lance

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